It all started when with a fine evening the day after our endsems were over, we decided to waste some precious free time we had.So some of us went to see the movie "Aaja Nach le" we were 7 in all (Me,Rat,Shekhar,Ishan ,Pk, Poojan and Modi bhaiya)as expected movie was little(actually too much) boring in some starting moments so we all had to find some sense of humour in those scenes too stop ourselves from sleeping,and as everybody knows that i apparently need no reason to burst into laughters so after some pun intended scenes in that movie i was treating that movie like some comedy movie.After about 45 mins of movie watching i was all into hahahaha hihhihihih hohohohohho kind of laughters(courtsey PK bhaiya ke pj) of which my wing and adjacent rooms are immune to and it wasn't only me, very soon the people learned this trick to prevent tempting siesta.
well i had no intentions of slowing down with my laughter bursts but wen movie started inching towards interval suddenly the man(actually he is the jerk) sitting in row just ahead of me called it a day with " oyeeee hero tereko jyada hansi aa rahi hai kya??" well nothing like this ever happened to me like someone telling me to stop laughing while watching movie so i just threw him a sorry word and said"i won't repeat this"but the problem with some people is that as soon as they heard the word "Sorry" they think the man in front of them is week and they can get all over him and just free some of their life's disappointments on him, and so the man still kept saying " abe ek lagi na to saari hansi nikal jayegi" and i again said " are uncle ek baar sorry bol diya na " and shekhar to joining "are uncle baad me ladna abhi movie dekne do" the jerk still dint stop,now modi bhaiya joined he said " are uncle ye aise hi hasta hai ye aapke upar nahi has raha hai!!" and now he took on modi bhaiya saying "abe tu kaun hai chup chaap baitha reh" then modi bhiya too uttered to me "are yaar tu bhi kisko sorry bol raha hai" well the man was still in no mood of stopping and he thought he will threaten me by calling a"one on one" fight thinking that i as alone when actually we were 7 in all, and trust me he dint stand a chance even if i was alone.But may be his kid (ohh yes he muttered those kinda words when he was with his FAMILY:O)saw 7 of us and fore seeing the grave consequences of the fight he stopped him "papa rehne do rook jao" and so the jerk finally stopped honking.
My laugh called it a day from that time till the movie ended.Poojan bhaiya called me to his seat to prevent any further arguments and so i got to enjoy that movie a little bit.Looking back to that event some people never deserve sorry, i still feel pity abt that man he must be really disappointed in his life.well i would still not stop laughing but in future if i go to watch a movie i'll see that some of that jerk's cousins are not sitting nearby me..... :)....
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Anything Left!!!!!!
Well He said it all with his game.So i guess i don't have to say anything more so this is the shortest among all Fed series articles till now and anyways its in the heart it need not to be told over and over again.
"This is no muscle bound goliath,that serve is not always going subsonic.There is a craft and strategy at work .It is plain old fashioned hard work that this man brings on court when his show is on.
The most you will hear out of him during a contest is a grunt of affirmation when a crucial point goes exactly the way he plotted.There are no histrionics on court,and even the celebrations are saved and silent.There is a routine in the world of Roger Federer.It speaks of tremendous discipline,it speaks of a man who must rule,for he has moulded himself precisely for the task of ruling".
source--- some article from RC magazine which i somehow managed to sneak out of RC... :)... so i guess the wide gulf reinstated... :)
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Iceberg Melting!!!!!!!
Wellllll this is a story about 5 or 6 persons lets name them
Bhopal-1 or B1
Bhopal-2 or B2
Bhopal-3 or B3
Meerut-M,Guest appearance but important one
Jaipur -Despised,detested or in short nobody we will call him J....
Well since three years almost All Bs were a close friend to J. J used to love them a lot for all the fun filled moments he had with them with constant useless talk sessions and all useless dinner time talk sessions (which J still loves anyways). J was always an liability in everything related to lab,it all started in 3rd sem while choosing IEl lab partners B1 got labby to I1(Indore 1) even though J did ask B1 beforehand to be his lab partner but B1 preferred I instead,and rest of B's preferred their previous semester's DCP lab partners,J dint know the reason well this was the first time J was ditched or dumped or in short discarded,Then came the 4'th sem a semester which was in itself a turmoil for J, the similar story followed as all the Bs agan carried the same lab partners for BCS lab... well this time they had a compatibility issue in their minds ( well J really failed to understand that did that compatibility was something like Life parter compatibility coz these people used the word compatibility too liberally as J uses the word "obviously".
Well time breezed and all entered into 5'th sem and this time all Bs had an concept or misconception "J has changed" which they always used to say " J tu badal gaya..." dont know what were the sources of Bs that suggested these creepy thoughts .... ahem ahem.. coming to the lab saga again they had DCS this time somehow they still carried the same lab partners (compatibility rulzzz :S ) but because of lack of effective lab equipments that lab really became a time pass as a B used that time for his all extracurricular responsibilities or CC. J never took the getting change notion seriously even though it was the most commonly uttered sentence from them and J still gave them the frequent " No reason Parties" and was the center of everybody's late nite tak maaro gibber sessions with B3 always asking the same ques. "aapko pata hai buddhimaan aur befkoof me antar kya hai???" everytime J wanted to tell them something with enthusiasm and all laughed at this indifferently after this ques and somethings J never told becoz of all this and shunning everything funny J tried to say (J did mind sometimes but he kept this all to itself) , yet again time passed as a wisker and appeared the DCS lab exam and this time the compatibility issue as like a double edged sword which resulted in last min ditch to J from B1 and B2 with both these reverting bak to their old lab partners with B2 saying "J tu apna partner dhoondh le .. and same reply from B1". J was all alone by himself .. He did got a lab partner by god's grace( bhagwan sab dekhta hai :)) and so the lab exam passed without much huffs and puffs. J was done being despised and all.
Now comes the M... he just said a line to J " you will always be like this and u will always be ditched at crucial moments by whom u think are important" J ignored that clause at that moment but don't know... he did thought about that after words and will always pondering "IS that so??? " ( this all resulted into writing all this till now .. ).... Well anyways time goes on J is still despised and still romped over and the "NO reason parties continue".... and J isstill fired the same sarcastic judgement " J tu badal gaya" ...
Well Icebergs are huge but they do melt glacier by glacier into the vast ocean underneath.... so is J..., but one thing for sure ... J will never change..... :(....
Bhopal-1 or B1
Bhopal-2 or B2
Bhopal-3 or B3
Meerut-M,Guest appearance but important one
Jaipur -Despised,detested or in short nobody we will call him J....
Well since three years almost All Bs were a close friend to J. J used to love them a lot for all the fun filled moments he had with them with constant useless talk sessions and all useless dinner time talk sessions (which J still loves anyways). J was always an liability in everything related to lab,it all started in 3rd sem while choosing IEl lab partners B1 got labby to I1(Indore 1) even though J did ask B1 beforehand to be his lab partner but B1 preferred I instead,and rest of B's preferred their previous semester's DCP lab partners,J dint know the reason well this was the first time J was ditched or dumped or in short discarded,Then came the 4'th sem a semester which was in itself a turmoil for J, the similar story followed as all the Bs agan carried the same lab partners for BCS lab... well this time they had a compatibility issue in their minds ( well J really failed to understand that did that compatibility was something like Life parter compatibility coz these people used the word compatibility too liberally as J uses the word "obviously".
Well time breezed and all entered into 5'th sem and this time all Bs had an concept or misconception "J has changed" which they always used to say " J tu badal gaya..." dont know what were the sources of Bs that suggested these creepy thoughts .... ahem ahem.. coming to the lab saga again they had DCS this time somehow they still carried the same lab partners (compatibility rulzzz :S ) but because of lack of effective lab equipments that lab really became a time pass as a B used that time for his all extracurricular responsibilities or CC. J never took the getting change notion seriously even though it was the most commonly uttered sentence from them and J still gave them the frequent " No reason Parties" and was the center of everybody's late nite tak maaro gibber sessions with B3 always asking the same ques. "aapko pata hai buddhimaan aur befkoof me antar kya hai???" everytime J wanted to tell them something with enthusiasm and all laughed at this indifferently after this ques and somethings J never told becoz of all this and shunning everything funny J tried to say (J did mind sometimes but he kept this all to itself) , yet again time passed as a wisker and appeared the DCS lab exam and this time the compatibility issue as like a double edged sword which resulted in last min ditch to J from B1 and B2 with both these reverting bak to their old lab partners with B2 saying "J tu apna partner dhoondh le .. and same reply from B1". J was all alone by himself .. He did got a lab partner by god's grace( bhagwan sab dekhta hai :)) and so the lab exam passed without much huffs and puffs. J was done being despised and all.
Now comes the M... he just said a line to J " you will always be like this and u will always be ditched at crucial moments by whom u think are important" J ignored that clause at that moment but don't know... he did thought about that after words and will always pondering "IS that so??? " ( this all resulted into writing all this till now .. ).... Well anyways time goes on J is still despised and still romped over and the "NO reason parties continue".... and J isstill fired the same sarcastic judgement " J tu badal gaya" ...
Well Icebergs are huge but they do melt glacier by glacier into the vast ocean underneath.... so is J..., but one thing for sure ... J will never change..... :(....
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Insomniac's Despereate Supplications!!!!!!
No matter how much you work yourself out, some things never work out the way they should be,So from now on i am going to stop running after my punic sleep coz i am anyways not going to get it.The event called "sleep disruption " has a lot of elements in its sample space so i learned in PAS course last semester that the probability of event is going to increase is it has more no. of elements in its sample space,So i hereby make some desperate pleas last time hope somebody listens to them.
1) Some people should turn their message alerts off during night if they are likely to get flood of messages or signal going out and up sound again and again.
2)The people living in rooms that lie closest to my room(1'st yearites) please don't set alarms in ur cells coz u all are anyways not going to wake up and its pointless setting some freaky croaks as ur alarm coz its only me who is going to get disturbed by it, if not u....
3)The newspaper hawker please slip in the paper from below the door and not drop it from top of my door.The sound it produces is more than enough to get me disturbed.
4) To my wingmates please change ur gibbering place to little bit away from my room after 3 am(to all DOTAAAAAAAAA people) and if u are not going then change ur lingo to hindi or anything more comprehendible .
5) If you are going to eat kurkure and lays in my room at 5 in the morning during exams please don't make crackling noises from its packing .Hope the person living in room E-101 gets the message.
6)The Hutch authorities please change ur default wrong number settings to some other no. coz i am facing the brunt of all wrong calls since last two years.So please play a fair game and give someone else enjoy the privileges of this very nice service ( y not try ur own numbers.. :s)
7)If the last request goes unheard ,to all subscribers dialing wrong numbers my name reeds Ajeet Singh and i have no intention of changing my name in near future so that immediately precludes that my name is not Mahesh bhai,gautam,manish,jatin or any other gujju bhai and definitely I am not Jyoti (if u want to know her cell no. change my no's 5'th digit to 0 ).If u all are still to dumb, dont make a call at 6:20 in the MORNING at least this is time when u expect a normal person (and jatin if he too is normal) to be in his sleep, if u call please agree when i say "I am not jatin,i am Ajeet" and if i disconnect the call after that please don't call again to ask" Agar aap jatin nahi hai to kaun hai?? aur aap ka number kya hai??" i think for that a cell has a very sophisticated section called "Call Logs" consult it, but then seems like people are getting to bugged by Digital divide.
well there are few more reasons for me getting disturbed but those are neways not going to be granted and so are insignificant.So these were some last pleas to my perfidious sleep to stay with me, hope she gets the message... :)..
1) Some people should turn their message alerts off during night if they are likely to get flood of messages or signal going out and up sound again and again.
2)The people living in rooms that lie closest to my room(1'st yearites) please don't set alarms in ur cells coz u all are anyways not going to wake up and its pointless setting some freaky croaks as ur alarm coz its only me who is going to get disturbed by it, if not u....
3)The newspaper hawker please slip in the paper from below the door and not drop it from top of my door.The sound it produces is more than enough to get me disturbed.
4) To my wingmates please change ur gibbering place to little bit away from my room after 3 am(to all DOTAAAAAAAAA people) and if u are not going then change ur lingo to hindi or anything more comprehendible .
5) If you are going to eat kurkure and lays in my room at 5 in the morning during exams please don't make crackling noises from its packing .Hope the person living in room E-101 gets the message.
6)The Hutch authorities please change ur default wrong number settings to some other no. coz i am facing the brunt of all wrong calls since last two years.So please play a fair game and give someone else enjoy the privileges of this very nice service ( y not try ur own numbers.. :s)
7)If the last request goes unheard ,to all subscribers dialing wrong numbers my name reeds Ajeet Singh and i have no intention of changing my name in near future so that immediately precludes that my name is not Mahesh bhai,gautam,manish,jatin or any other gujju bhai and definitely I am not Jyoti (if u want to know her cell no. change my no's 5'th digit to 0 ).If u all are still to dumb, dont make a call at 6:20 in the MORNING at least this is time when u expect a normal person (and jatin if he too is normal) to be in his sleep, if u call please agree when i say "I am not jatin,i am Ajeet" and if i disconnect the call after that please don't call again to ask" Agar aap jatin nahi hai to kaun hai?? aur aap ka number kya hai??" i think for that a cell has a very sophisticated section called "Call Logs" consult it, but then seems like people are getting to bugged by Digital divide.
well there are few more reasons for me getting disturbed but those are neways not going to be granted and so are insignificant.So these were some last pleas to my perfidious sleep to stay with me, hope she gets the message... :)..
Friday, October 5, 2007
So u wanna fly !!!!!!!!!
As the concept and advertisements of "Incredible India" is growing strong and apparently every indian embassy screaming out loud on numerous billboards "Padharo mhare Desh" like it did in New York a fortnight ago by flooding almost every advertisement board with "India Incredible" ads u can be certain it must have caught somebody's imagination but looking at the airports that are in "Mhare Desh" u doubt if they can provide a solid backup for all that buzz going around.
Reading TOI article about indian airports and about Mumbai airport that leads to terminal(gateway) to India,the stats were revealing enough to put the facts bare that even a stupid like me can extract a lot out of them.The stats said Mumbai airport handels approximately 680 flights per day( u think this is a huge number than take a look at JFK airport it handles avg 20 flights per min.) that is likely to rise well above 700 come this winter.This large number feels good, but the problem is pretty much same as what we face everyday ie Parking space and the fact is an airliner has to fly 15 mins in search of even a gully to park in , pretty much what we do when we are out but the scale makes all the difference as these 15 mins mean a lot of costly fuel going down the drain.Mumbai Airport has a single runway and so the whole airport infrastructure like ferrying passengers too and fro between terminal and carrier takes a real beating due to unorganized parking of jumbojets and consequently a trip from terminal to plane takes 40 mins :O, even a bailgaadi or me just sauntering can beat this,Coming to our IGI airport Delhi i would refrain from making any comment more strong than that it faces fog problems even in mid summer and all the scheduling takes a back seat.
Its not that only indian airports are facing these problems Heathrow and JFK are quite past this stage and are building new terminals and runways when their old facilities have been handling 67,527,923 passengers and more than 1100,000 aircrafts annually, but thanks to technologies like Airplane stacking they don't even know what a parking space deficiency means.
Coming to security on airports ohhhh yea indian civil aviation ministry has proposed a passenger profiling ( for all those who don't know what the hell does it means.. its about running a back around search for all the passengers and their past records and family background so that any foul play can be sensed prior.) but see the efffect of it britain used this and was gifted with 7/7 bombings, imagine its repercussions in india where we see a bomb going off every 15 days.
Well it may be critical acclaim from an amateur whose life revolves around LT,Lab Building and CEP and who prefers a train for his journey to home during vacations ,but honestly for me Destination India Concept roxxx coz there is lot more to India than these airports and after all these busy terminals are just a gateway leading to INDIYEAH.... :)
Reading TOI article about indian airports and about Mumbai airport that leads to terminal(gateway) to India,the stats were revealing enough to put the facts bare that even a stupid like me can extract a lot out of them.The stats said Mumbai airport handels approximately 680 flights per day( u think this is a huge number than take a look at JFK airport it handles avg 20 flights per min.) that is likely to rise well above 700 come this winter.This large number feels good, but the problem is pretty much same as what we face everyday ie Parking space and the fact is an airliner has to fly 15 mins in search of even a gully to park in , pretty much what we do when we are out but the scale makes all the difference as these 15 mins mean a lot of costly fuel going down the drain.Mumbai Airport has a single runway and so the whole airport infrastructure like ferrying passengers too and fro between terminal and carrier takes a real beating due to unorganized parking of jumbojets and consequently a trip from terminal to plane takes 40 mins :O, even a bailgaadi or me just sauntering can beat this,Coming to our IGI airport Delhi i would refrain from making any comment more strong than that it faces fog problems even in mid summer and all the scheduling takes a back seat.
Its not that only indian airports are facing these problems Heathrow and JFK are quite past this stage and are building new terminals and runways when their old facilities have been handling 67,527,923 passengers and more than 1100,000 aircrafts annually, but thanks to technologies like Airplane stacking they don't even know what a parking space deficiency means.
Coming to security on airports ohhhh yea indian civil aviation ministry has proposed a passenger profiling ( for all those who don't know what the hell does it means.. its about running a back around search for all the passengers and their past records and family background so that any foul play can be sensed prior.) but see the efffect of it britain used this and was gifted with 7/7 bombings, imagine its repercussions in india where we see a bomb going off every 15 days.
Well it may be critical acclaim from an amateur whose life revolves around LT,Lab Building and CEP and who prefers a train for his journey to home during vacations ,but honestly for me Destination India Concept roxxx coz there is lot more to India than these airports and after all these busy terminals are just a gateway leading to INDIYEAH.... :)
Saturday, September 29, 2007
The Search!!!!
People change as do seasons and life moves on around our loved ones ,but many a times we are in a run against our principles and ever mounting expectations from us.The fear of being judged just by our achievements alone haunts us like nightmare.
It always hurts when ur loved one says " you have changed..... my friend" and breaks off,leaving you chagrined and you are left all alone doing nothing but complaining " was i wrong???".Why do the reasons behind our change go unheard most of the times ???,If we change ourselves is that going to change those very people's attitude who wanted us to change and were all the reason behind our change.
So here is our drama team presenting a play " The Confession" in search of some of these answers".
Please don't blame me for putting too much schmaltz views,I wrote it during my CNS lab,Its how i feel during the most dreaded three hours of my week.
The usual daiict hooting followed after this,sad part we dint win, but my team really rocked it all were awesome who really worked very hard courtesy my director Apurva, and thanxx all in my team mates who must be feeling their ears choked because of my endless shouting.You all did me proud in my first directorial and writing venture.... :)
It always hurts when ur loved one says " you have changed..... my friend" and breaks off,leaving you chagrined and you are left all alone doing nothing but complaining " was i wrong???".Why do the reasons behind our change go unheard most of the times ???,If we change ourselves is that going to change those very people's attitude who wanted us to change and were all the reason behind our change.
So here is our drama team presenting a play " The Confession" in search of some of these answers".
Please don't blame me for putting too much schmaltz views,I wrote it during my CNS lab,Its how i feel during the most dreaded three hours of my week.
The usual daiict hooting followed after this,sad part we dint win, but my team really rocked it all were awesome who really worked very hard courtesy my director Apurva, and thanxx all in my team mates who must be feeling their ears choked because of my endless shouting.You all did me proud in my first directorial and writing venture.... :)
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Break ups :( :( !!!!!!
Here I go again I promised myself I wouldn't think of you today
It's been several months and counting
You've moved on
I still feel exactly the same
It's just that everywhere I go all the buildings know your name
Like photographs and memories of love
Steel and granite reminders
The city calls your name and I can't move on
Am I all alone in the universe?
There's no love on these streets
I have given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway
So this is my new freedom
It's funny
I don't remember being chained
But nothing seems to make sense anymore
Without you I'm always twenty minutes late
Ever since you've been gone
The lights go out the same
The only difference is
You call another name
To your love
To your lover now,
The lover after me
And time goes by so slowly
The nights are cold and lonely
I shouldn't be holding on
But I'm still holding on for you
Here I go again
I promised myself I wouldn't think of you today
But I'm standing at your doorway
I'm calling out your name coz I can't move on..
It's been several months and counting
You've moved on
I still feel exactly the same
It's just that everywhere I go all the buildings know your name
Like photographs and memories of love
Steel and granite reminders
The city calls your name and I can't move on
Am I all alone in the universe?
There's no love on these streets
I have given mine away to a world that didn't want it anyway
So this is my new freedom
It's funny
I don't remember being chained
But nothing seems to make sense anymore
Without you I'm always twenty minutes late
Ever since you've been gone
The lights go out the same
The only difference is
You call another name
To your love
To your lover now,
The lover after me
And time goes by so slowly
The nights are cold and lonely
I shouldn't be holding on
But I'm still holding on for you
Here I go again
I promised myself I wouldn't think of you today
But I'm standing at your doorway
I'm calling out your name coz I can't move on..
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