Tuesday, February 27, 2007

My Karaoke Endeavour

Something happened this week that let me rollback from my one of the proposed theories my friends may be knowing all that when i say "Boys don't sing and they definitely don't dance" and going to the rapsody prelims last night i was sure that i will keep living up to this concept but i don't know where i got distracted and gave it a try, i mean i know i am best when it comes to bathroom singing (:biggrin:) but thanx to Ratnesh,Ankit and Apurva (:S :S) who made me believe that may be i can have a a singing career outside too and wen my good old concept started shaking i decided to give i a try and registered for western solo coz i am too uncomfortable with stupid hindi songs.There were all sorts of people giving it try carrying loaded arsenal of music instruments which sometimes made me thought how are they going to sing on a pile of instruments and believe me the scene outside the room was a setting for a perfect laughing pack where u can hear all sorts of mixed up sounds going different notes and its hard to believe that is it the same music that make people go crazy.

Ahem Ahem sorry was a little wayward in last few lines hmmmmm so the trials for western solo began and there were some good performances(the last moment practice did help them out) and when the coordinator spoke "Next up is Ajeet Singh Shekhawat" that moment sent ripples in my otherwise cool head as it was mine first song out side bathroom and yes off course my wing mates must have had a ethereal relief when i was not having my gibberish singing in E- wing corridors.So i finally prepared my self to become a perfect laughing pack and walked up to the stage i decided a song that i will try within a wick of seconds and so i set the room on fire( here fire implies to loads of laugh) i was looking like a perfect stand up comedian who was sent to perform all sorts of funny expressions ( which i did splendidly ) after the first few line i realized that y i am not laughing at myself and this very thought started disturbing my song as i went rofffffff and walked out of the room with a whole army of viewers laughing like hell in the room and leaving the song incomplete.Well i do returned but with a firm determination this time that i will curb my laughing instinct for a time being but yet again no help from stars as i began to fall in traps of laugh angel and so i closed my eyes like hell and yet again looking funny as always but this time i did completed the song and i think i did it pretty decently this time(please believe me plsssssss) and when i completed song i sent a huge words of thanxx to all the people to listen patiently to my pathetic voice.

Well there was no ques of me getting through the prelims and the same happened inevitably but rat couldn't stop patronizing me after my song was over with words like" u really sing good u should give it a try more often" to which i replied "sure i ll have a concert where u all can carry tomatoes to throw when i am performing :S :S" and one of my friend also said " Its gud u went for the auditions.atleast u realized that u were gud enough only to be a bathroom singer :P" (wont out her name for security reasons) and so in this way my singing career ended before it actually started and so i return to good old bathroom singing and so the old theory was again brought into effect immidiately and believe me i will never try again.... "singing may be but dance.... forget it "but anyways thanxx to rat and all who made me try something new but in the end i realized " Singing and dancing...... just not in me :( "

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Laughter The Best Thing

You have very few of muscles in your face you can either arrange them to make a crippled face and look pathetic or transform the same to lovely smile that spreads a fragrance of happiness around your ambience . A smile is a best tool of an astute and malingerer politician to cover up on his unfulfilled commitments. A gentle smile to the boss can save a secretary when she is late.A loving and caring smile from your mom eats up all your worries and confusions regarding life and erase away the tears within seconds , a smile from your teacher motivates to go for the stars, an gentle smile from a coach can make the ambitions of his subject shoot up to the sky, a smile from your close friend can extricate u from any misunderstandings, and yes off course a smile from your crush can send your heart to cloud nine indicating the sprouting of first seeds of love.

When you are in trouble or in deep tension the recovery starts with a smile on your face and when u laugh after some of the dark moments u know u are saved from the wrath of devil depression, but did u ever wondered how can such a small curvy gesture sets all the things straight.

Many theories have been proposed about the benefits of a laughter but well who bothers about those stupid scientific facts that convey nothing except what is obvious and fail to define what things drive this holy expression and its power to make this world a better place to live in.

Oscar wilde said "Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship,and it is by far the best ending for one" and its not just a simple arrangement of words and almost everyone can find an accord with this, i don't remember any friendship starting with a fight or a cold unfazed expression and i bet neither u do remember such things happening, and if u break up with your love with smile it can save her from hours of cries,tears and pain, this small curve send a clear message to other persons about your state of mind.A momentary smile can make an acrid comment go limbo and can make the wild bickering person seem like an absolute dodo, a smile in sarcasm can even make a geek feel sorry about his stupid deeds.

All in all this divine expression has enormous power it can make u perfect lovable personality. all i want to say is

Smile, tho' your heart is aching
Smile, even tho' it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
you'll get by
if you Smile
through your fear and sorrow
Smile, and maybe tomorrow
you'll see the sun
come shining through for you
Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear
may be ever so near
That's the time
you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
You'll find that life
is still worthwhile
if you just Smile.

So all of you keep smiling and laughing because its a invitation to happiness which is just around your block.So lets laugh,and make the world a better place to live in.. :):)

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

SEMESTER NO. 4 ...huh

well it all started on the dreadful day the 8'th Jan 2007 when we stepped into 4'th sem. expecting new horizons to reach and new goals to conquer but soon we realized we are dealing with one of the nightmarish semester when with each passing lecture i realized "what the hell is this????","what is the meaning of this statement???" and "why i am not getting this query right??" and so the number of unsolved questions kept rising and so did my miseries.

I don't know what went wrong into the minds of admin when they planned this semester i mean not a single course is going the way we would have liked it (i hope i can use we as i assume the story is same with all my batch mates) be it wrenching early morning lectures of ssd where i think "would i have been more comfortable sleeping in my room rather than crying at those bouncer concepts going over my head" or be it DBMS where it takes a hell of a time to decode Professor Maitra or be it the goliath mannequin Mazumdar teaching us abt the old crimes the newton and other scientists commited in proposing new theories and we are sent with the task to analyze their theories and how can i forget BCS where i have really a tough time trying to suppress my unending desire to sleep and i always end up loosing to my desires going ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzz, and yes of course Prof Suman Mitra who will tell u somthing like 2+2 = 4 over hundred times that u wonder " did i knew that fact previously??"


Its not that i never enjoyed the lectures but looking at the professors this sem. , god save the juniors from the same set of devils, where are the eloquently speaking professors like Samresh Chatterjee ,RB Lenin and Prof Chetan pareekh gone where is that interest gone that i felt while attending their lectures,and the sense of happiness and knowledge that these lectures imparted to us.And looking to lectures this sem. i don't even feel guilty when i go for a doze while lectures are running and with each passing day we pray to god " Hey Bhagwan pleaseee aaj kuch samajh me aa jaye" and seems like god has also slept looking at these professors thats why he is not listening to us..So i here by pray to god" Please wake up soon or else we all gonna get hanged by these nightmarish courses and devilish professors "

Let us all pray to god unanimously. "God wake up,God wake up God wake up,God wake up" and the prayer continues......

Monday, February 5, 2007

Australianopen 2007, A Look Back

So the tennis season started just as it was expected and once again it seems a question of no amaze that who will rule the tennis courts this year.

When the Season started many people raised the ques. about lack of practice for federer because he skipped year opening Dubai open and all and when he lost to kooyong invitational cup finals to Andy roddick and in no time the chill ran down among critics that this year is going to be tough for the king and in a way roddick proclaimed that the gap between him and federer is closing rapidly.

But when the open began federer showed why he is called the fedex as he made a mockery of all the players descending to the champions podium and giving rise to a new terrorizing thought " He practices during the matches itself" scary enough to affright his rivals.

No matter what the towering difference exists between federer and spanish bull Nadal people are never tired of giving the arguments supporting the Nadal's triumph over federer but nadal has his own ways of letting the expectations down when it took over 3 hours for him to get over german starter paulschriber in third round when he lost a set even though he was one break ahead he then began showing his slump form wen it took a five setter slug fest for him to get over emerging Brit Andy Murray and the limping tourney of Nadal was terminated when he was tamed by the eventual runner up Fernando Gonzalez.

On the other side the federer continued to raise his level of play and soon it seemed apparent that it will take a mammoth task to prevent him from defending his hold over the Australian Open and as the championship reached the final stages he encountered three tough challenges namely Novak Djokovick( who kicked nadal out of us open 2006), Tommy Robredo and Andy Roddick) and no matter what these opponents threw at him he was always replied with better answer as he crushed Djokovic and robredo in his way to the semifinals and in semifinal when he was up against Andy roddick many people expected the kooyong finals replay but federer has still not unpacked his best stuff and when it cut loose roddick was looking a helpless kid trapped in federer storm gasping for desperate breath to see him self through as federer unleash his full fury of winners and passing shots federer made look the presumably close match to a lopsided affair, as vulnerably easy as sauntering he broke roddick at will and roddick just submitted as he was inflicted with one of the deepest scars in recent times and hence lamented over his own preposterous statement" the gap is closing..huh" on federer's immaculate performance .

When it all came down to the one final go for the championship federer unexpectedly faced the toughest challenge against fernando gonzalez,who nailed Blake,Nadal, Hewitt in his way to finals, when he was in danger of loosing a set for the first time during the whole tournament he showed that why the is called the runaway train in slam finals as he recovered from two set points to win the set and once the federer sets in its too tough to root his hold on match as he yet again completed straight sets victory in the final on the account of rival's dismay and yet again passing the emphatic edict " My Rule at the Top Continues"
Standing pretty with 10 grandslam titles under his belt all the greats of tennis are expecting that it will take at most 2 years to drown all the records of tennis at the hands of this steadfast player.

well you all may say that i gave it a rave but just think on it "don't you run out of adjectives while describing this genius????" and federer just strengthens metal of this statement with every passing event.

Luv ya Roger :) :) :)