I Got The Answer Yuhooooooooo :)!!!!

So He did it again what he is best at ie is coming to a slam, making it quite difficult for other people to play against him and as usual lifting the coveted trophy over and over again and the other players raise their hands in despair towards crowd saying " ohhhh god what more do i need to do to snatch even a set from this man ( forget abt the match albeit, the opponents he faced in his straight sets rout from quarter finals to the finals were caught saying this most of the times), So here is the answer i mean i have been following his game since last 6-7 years and now i hope i got some tricks that will really work if someone is to win over the ever towering
game of fed. So i hope this article will be among the most hit articles as i am going to unveil some dark kept secrets and i hope all the other tennis stars read this article. So here are some tricks.

1) In a set he is allowed to serve only once rest all service games go to the opponent.

2) He is not allowed to serve out aces ( what he does at will) and if he does he is penalised 15 points in that game.

3) He can have maximum of 3 net approaches during a set if he has more he should be penalized by awarding a game to opponent (Andrew Roddick should feel better now.)

4) He is not allowed to hit even a single cross court backhand winner (something only which he can do so its an unfair advantage :D).

5)The opponent should get 30 bonus points in start of each game to balance out a little on enormous talent(Nadal on cloud 9 now. :D)

6) Out of minimum 5 service games ( chek rule no.1) that opponent serves in one of those games federer is not allowed to enter even the court ie the opponent serves virtually to nobody ( Novak Djikovich says hurrraaahhhhhhhh).

7) In a service game of fed. the opponent is allowed choose anyone of the next best player to play along side him ie it will be a 2 on 1 game.

8) Fed. has to strictly play from baseline and also is not allowed to hit dead drop shots...

well i hope now is all these rules are followed there exists a rare outside chance ( still rare though) to win over the invincible federer, till these steps are not brought into immediate effect there will be no escape from the most familiar sight in tennis ie federer waving his hands with a glistering trophy in his hands over and over again.If u still feel that u can win a game against the king a i got a sound advice to all the top seeds out there .. just get a sleep man... may be god will gift u a dream that u played fed. and defeated him... but then i don't think thats going to happen because the church outside wimbledon (AETCC) stadium reads " Gods Love Federer" so extremely sorry all the players.. u just bounced on a wrong opponent..

Here are the few things the other players had to say about federer.(and u all say that only i am in a habit of raving it up...)

" He hits a a140 mph return,hits the back of the line, you know,whatever"--Andrew Roddick

"I have a loads of respect for him as a person as well.I've told him,I would love to hate you but are too nice"--Andrew Roddick

"Everything,The way he hits the ball and the way he moves it's special.Everybody plays good tennis but compared to federer a lot is missing"-- Filiciano Lopez

"Its amazing to see how he successfully he deals with that pressure .He performs some incredible tennis"--Novak Djokovich.

"Its Unfortunate that i am playing in Federer era"-- Rafael Nadal

"Everything feels good until you run into Roger..."--James Blake.

"He does a lots of things like me , many things a lot better than me an some things which even i can't do"-- Andre Agassi.

So all the players out there just keep praying federer doesn't romp over you, but then churches still read " Gods Love Federer"...... :)