No matter how much you work yourself out, some things never work out the way they should be,So from now on i am going to stop running after my punic sleep coz i am anyways not going to get it.The event called "sleep disruption " has a lot of elements in its sample space so i learned in PAS course last semester that the probability of event is going to increase is it has more no. of elements in its sample space,So i hereby make some desperate pleas last time hope somebody listens to them.
1) Some people should turn their message alerts off during night if they are likely to get flood of messages or signal going out and up sound again and again.
2)The people living in rooms that lie closest to my room(1'st yearites) please don't set alarms in ur cells coz u all are anyways not going to wake up and its pointless setting some freaky croaks as ur alarm coz its only me who is going to get disturbed by it, if not u....
3)The newspaper hawker please slip in the paper from below the door and not drop it from top of my door.The sound it produces is more than enough to get me disturbed.
4) To my wingmates please change ur gibbering place to little bit away from my room after 3 am(to all DOTAAAAAAAAA people) and if u are not going then change ur lingo to hindi or anything more comprehendible .
5) If you are going to eat kurkure and lays in my room at 5 in the morning during exams please don't make crackling noises from its packing .Hope the person living in room E-101 gets the message.
6)The Hutch authorities please change ur default wrong number settings to some other no. coz i am facing the brunt of all wrong calls since last two years.So please play a fair game and give someone else enjoy the privileges of this very nice service ( y not try ur own numbers.. :s)
7)If the last request goes unheard ,to all subscribers dialing wrong numbers my name reeds Ajeet Singh and i have no intention of changing my name in near future so that immediately precludes that my name is not Mahesh bhai,gautam,manish,jatin or any other gujju bhai and definitely I am not Jyoti (if u want to know her cell no. change my no's 5'th digit to 0 ).If u all are still to dumb, dont make a call at 6:20 in the MORNING at least this is time when u expect a normal person (and jatin if he too is normal) to be in his sleep, if u call please agree when i say "I am not jatin,i am Ajeet" and if i disconnect the call after that please don't call again to ask" Agar aap jatin nahi hai to kaun hai?? aur aap ka number kya hai??" i think for that a cell has a very sophisticated section called "Call Logs" consult it, but then seems like people are getting to bugged by Digital divide.
well there are few more reasons for me getting disturbed but those are neways not going to be granted and so are insignificant.So these were some last pleas to my perfidious sleep to stay with me, hope she gets the message... :)..
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
So u wanna fly !!!!!!!!!
As the concept and advertisements of "Incredible India" is growing strong and apparently every indian embassy screaming out loud on numerous billboards "Padharo mhare Desh" like it did in New York a fortnight ago by flooding almost every advertisement board with "India Incredible" ads u can be certain it must have caught somebody's imagination but looking at the airports that are in "Mhare Desh" u doubt if they can provide a solid backup for all that buzz going around.
Reading TOI article about indian airports and about Mumbai airport that leads to terminal(gateway) to India,the stats were revealing enough to put the facts bare that even a stupid like me can extract a lot out of them.The stats said Mumbai airport handels approximately 680 flights per day( u think this is a huge number than take a look at JFK airport it handles avg 20 flights per min.) that is likely to rise well above 700 come this winter.This large number feels good, but the problem is pretty much same as what we face everyday ie Parking space and the fact is an airliner has to fly 15 mins in search of even a gully to park in , pretty much what we do when we are out but the scale makes all the difference as these 15 mins mean a lot of costly fuel going down the drain.Mumbai Airport has a single runway and so the whole airport infrastructure like ferrying passengers too and fro between terminal and carrier takes a real beating due to unorganized parking of jumbojets and consequently a trip from terminal to plane takes 40 mins :O, even a bailgaadi or me just sauntering can beat this,Coming to our IGI airport Delhi i would refrain from making any comment more strong than that it faces fog problems even in mid summer and all the scheduling takes a back seat.
Its not that only indian airports are facing these problems Heathrow and JFK are quite past this stage and are building new terminals and runways when their old facilities have been handling 67,527,923 passengers and more than 1100,000 aircrafts annually, but thanks to technologies like Airplane stacking they don't even know what a parking space deficiency means.
Coming to security on airports ohhhh yea indian civil aviation ministry has proposed a passenger profiling ( for all those who don't know what the hell does it means.. its about running a back around search for all the passengers and their past records and family background so that any foul play can be sensed prior.) but see the efffect of it britain used this and was gifted with 7/7 bombings, imagine its repercussions in india where we see a bomb going off every 15 days.
Well it may be critical acclaim from an amateur whose life revolves around LT,Lab Building and CEP and who prefers a train for his journey to home during vacations ,but honestly for me Destination India Concept roxxx coz there is lot more to India than these airports and after all these busy terminals are just a gateway leading to INDIYEAH.... :)
Reading TOI article about indian airports and about Mumbai airport that leads to terminal(gateway) to India,the stats were revealing enough to put the facts bare that even a stupid like me can extract a lot out of them.The stats said Mumbai airport handels approximately 680 flights per day( u think this is a huge number than take a look at JFK airport it handles avg 20 flights per min.) that is likely to rise well above 700 come this winter.This large number feels good, but the problem is pretty much same as what we face everyday ie Parking space and the fact is an airliner has to fly 15 mins in search of even a gully to park in , pretty much what we do when we are out but the scale makes all the difference as these 15 mins mean a lot of costly fuel going down the drain.Mumbai Airport has a single runway and so the whole airport infrastructure like ferrying passengers too and fro between terminal and carrier takes a real beating due to unorganized parking of jumbojets and consequently a trip from terminal to plane takes 40 mins :O, even a bailgaadi or me just sauntering can beat this,Coming to our IGI airport Delhi i would refrain from making any comment more strong than that it faces fog problems even in mid summer and all the scheduling takes a back seat.
Its not that only indian airports are facing these problems Heathrow and JFK are quite past this stage and are building new terminals and runways when their old facilities have been handling 67,527,923 passengers and more than 1100,000 aircrafts annually, but thanks to technologies like Airplane stacking they don't even know what a parking space deficiency means.
Coming to security on airports ohhhh yea indian civil aviation ministry has proposed a passenger profiling ( for all those who don't know what the hell does it means.. its about running a back around search for all the passengers and their past records and family background so that any foul play can be sensed prior.) but see the efffect of it britain used this and was gifted with 7/7 bombings, imagine its repercussions in india where we see a bomb going off every 15 days.
Well it may be critical acclaim from an amateur whose life revolves around LT,Lab Building and CEP and who prefers a train for his journey to home during vacations ,but honestly for me Destination India Concept roxxx coz there is lot more to India than these airports and after all these busy terminals are just a gateway leading to INDIYEAH.... :)
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