No matter how much you work yourself out, some things never work out the way they should be,So from now on i am going to stop running after my punic sleep coz i am anyways not going to get it.The event called "sleep disruption " has a lot of elements in its sample space so i learned in PAS course last semester that the probability of event is going to increase is it has more no. of elements in its sample space,So i hereby make some desperate pleas last time hope somebody listens to them.
1) Some people should turn their message alerts off during night if they are likely to get flood of messages or signal going out and up sound again and again.
2)The people living in rooms that lie closest to my room(1'st yearites) please don't set alarms in ur cells coz u all are anyways not going to wake up and its pointless setting some freaky croaks as ur alarm coz its only me who is going to get disturbed by it, if not u....
3)The newspaper hawker please slip in the paper from below the door and not drop it from top of my door.The sound it produces is more than enough to get me disturbed.
4) To my wingmates please change ur gibbering place to little bit away from my room after 3 am(to all DOTAAAAAAAAA people) and if u are not going then change ur lingo to hindi or anything more comprehendible .
5) If you are going to eat kurkure and lays in my room at 5 in the morning during exams please don't make crackling noises from its packing .Hope the person living in room E-101 gets the message.
6)The Hutch authorities please change ur default wrong number settings to some other no. coz i am facing the brunt of all wrong calls since last two years.So please play a fair game and give someone else enjoy the privileges of this very nice service ( y not try ur own numbers.. :s)
7)If the last request goes unheard ,to all subscribers dialing wrong numbers my name reeds Ajeet Singh and i have no intention of changing my name in near future so that immediately precludes that my name is not Mahesh bhai,gautam,manish,jatin or any other gujju bhai and definitely I am not Jyoti (if u want to know her cell no. change my no's 5'th digit to 0 ).If u all are still to dumb, dont make a call at 6:20 in the MORNING at least this is time when u expect a normal person (and jatin if he too is normal) to be in his sleep, if u call please agree when i say "I am not jatin,i am Ajeet" and if i disconnect the call after that please don't call again to ask" Agar aap jatin nahi hai to kaun hai?? aur aap ka number kya hai??" i think for that a cell has a very sophisticated section called "Call Logs" consult it, but then seems like people are getting to bugged by Digital divide.
well there are few more reasons for me getting disturbed but those are neways not going to be granted and so are insignificant.So these were some last pleas to my perfidious sleep to stay with me, hope she gets the message... :)..
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